I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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