So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Its about making memories worth repressing
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Randomize
