I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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