Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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