The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
