There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Randomize
