dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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