I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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