Me. At least after what I've been through.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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