well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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