The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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