You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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