he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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