We're like a lot better than the average bears
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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