Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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