is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
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