Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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