I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
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