Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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