How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
