Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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