We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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