There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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