Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Randomize
