I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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