Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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