Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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