Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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