he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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