ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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