My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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