I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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