i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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