i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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