so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
We need to rekindle our bromance
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
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