So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
vagina is talking i cant
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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