If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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