Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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