What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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