he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
