Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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