so explain again why im purple
no
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
jump out the window naked night went bad
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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