check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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