Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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