I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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