ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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