I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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