why didn't you poke me back
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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