why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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