I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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